was voldemort a virgin
Imagine being the chick to do the frick frack with the Dark Lord Voldy.
TUMBLR DOT COM: WHERE WE CAN DISCUSS HAVING SEX WITH VOLDEMORT BUT WE CAN’T ACTUALLY SAY THE WORD SEX
doing the do with you know who
he who must not be laid
"Doing the Do with You Know Who" by Dr. Suess
- therapist: please tell me about your life
- me: *clears throat* this is a story about a girl named lucky