June 2012
A person who doesn't have tumblr showing me something
- Them: look
- Me: I saw that already
Attempting to put Siri on my iPhone 4... here's to backing up my phone & hoping for the best.
“God did not call your talents. He did not call your abilities. He did not call your geographical location. And most certainly, He did not call your insecurities. God called you for you.”
—Kris Hurt (via pressingheaven)
May 2012
I want my entire life to be a testimony of God's amazing love and grace and to show how He never gives up on anyone.
Screenwriting Tip #1002
Want to make your script funnier? Double down on jokes. Go through and look for existing funny lines that could be followed by a second joke — a witty comeback, an unexpected turn, or a sly comment on the first joke.
I wonder what britain’s going to do when its 20 actors die
I thought British actors were like phoenixes. Instead of dying, they just burst into flames and then a new British actor rises from the ashes and takes their place.
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At work today, a little boy asked me what I was. I said mexican. He promptly replied that I live in Mexican.
No.
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Iris by The Goo Goo Dolls
